So, one of my besties gave me ALOT of advice tonight about relationships. Here it allllll is, unfiltered. Please read and comment. (That means you too, BNM!!!)
matt says (11:15 PM):
trust me this is what u do
matt says (11:15 PM):
hang out steady for a few weeks
matt says (11:15 PM):
then go a few days without him
matt says (11:15 PM):
u will know then
Rachel's Laptop says (11:15 PM):
haha i will go a whole month without him
Rachel's Laptop says (11:15 PM):
in india
Rachel's Laptop says (11:16 PM):
i do have to say the cuddling is good to have back
matt says (11:17 PM):
isnt it
matt says (11:17 PM):
India
matt says (11:17 PM):
make that ur test
matt says (11:17 PM):
i have homework for u
Rachel's Laptop says (11:17 PM):
whats that
matt says (11:17 PM):
i want u to invest 110% of yourself in this until India
matt says (11:18 PM):
have fun with syed
matt says (11:18 PM):
and spend time doing stuff that builds u guys up
matt says (11:18 PM):
after India if he is not the person u want to see first and the person u miss most of all
matt says (11:18 PM):
u will know
Rachel's Laptop says (11:19 PM):
ok, what if he is that for me, but im not for him? this test could work both ways
matt says (11:20 PM):
exactly
matt says (11:20 PM):
then move the fuck on down the road
matt says (11:20 PM):
at least u know
Rachel's Laptop says (11:21 PM):
i guess so
Rachel's Laptop says (11:21 PM):
im still weary about investing too much into it
matt says (11:21 PM):
stop being dumb
Rachel's Laptop says (11:22 PM):
hahahaha matty i love you
matt says (11:22 PM):
u could always give up a successful doctor and go back to sewer rat kevin
matt says (11:22 PM):
fucking wake up u need to look at this as opportunity
matt says (11:22 PM):
this is the future my friend
matt says (11:22 PM):
unless he gives u an out right reason to shut it down dont go looking for one
Rachel's Laptop says (11:23 PM):
oh
Rachel's Laptop says (11:23 PM):
how about the fact that we are only hanging out like twice a week?
Rachel's Laptop says (11:23 PM):
i mean, admittedly, he is a doctor and kinda busy
matt says (11:23 PM):
oh jesus enter the woman
Rachel's Laptop says (11:23 PM):
hahaha
matt says (11:23 PM):
we arent hanging out enough
matt says (11:23 PM):
then u see each other 7 days a week
matt says (11:24 PM):
and we are hanging out too much
matt says (11:24 PM):
im going to hit u
Rachel's Laptop says (11:24 PM):
i would be happy with 4
Rachel's Laptop says (11:24 PM):
lol no you wont
matt says (11:24 PM):
this is not a fucking job
matt says (11:24 PM):
u dont just put hours in
matt says (11:24 PM):
okay
Rachel's Laptop says (11:24 PM):
i want you to know i am saving this conversation b/c i love it and you so much.
matt says (11:24 PM):
rachel i know its hard as a woman to have vision but just think of the possibilities
Rachel's Laptop says (11:25 PM):
like?
Rachel's Laptop says (11:25 PM):
shoes?
matt says (11:25 PM):
no u fucking moron
matt says (11:25 PM):
like a half million dollar home
matt says (11:25 PM):
and a best friend
matt says (11:25 PM):
im a business man
matt says (11:25 PM):
u have to recognize opportunity
Rachel's Laptop says (11:26 PM):
ok ok so ill invest my time
Rachel's Laptop says (11:26 PM):
and energies
Rachel's Laptop says (11:27 PM):
and if nothing else, the sex is phenomenal
matt says (11:27 PM):
shut the fuck up about sex loook beyond that
matt says (11:27 PM):
ur just like a man
matt says (11:27 PM):
thats all u think about
matt says (11:27 PM):
im talking about connection
matt says (11:27 PM):
i can have sex with my hand but im not emotionally connected with it
Rachel's Laptop says (11:27 PM):
well, it HAS been there through the thick and thin
Rachel's Laptop says (11:28 PM):
ok so, im not supposed to think about the sex nor the shoes I could buy, but the emotional connection
matt says (11:28 PM):
just be a friend with the man first
matt says (11:28 PM):
sex second
matt says (11:29 PM):
shoes 256th
matt says (11:32 PM):
im glad u came to me about this
matt says (11:33 PM):
because ur water head girl friends would have filled your mind with grade a hog shit
Rachel's Laptop says (11:33 PM):
hahahah
Rachel's Laptop says (11:33 PM):
waterhead?
matt says (11:34 PM):
i know its hard as a woman to understand these concepts
matt says (11:34 PM):
when ur world revolves around clothes, money, hello kitty, and jelly beans
matt says (11:34 PM):
but matty will make sense of it for u
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3 comments:
that is the funniest thing ever..."enter the woman". However, I disagree, I am not waterheaded and would not have given you hogwash advice!I AM LEVELHEADED!
i just want to point out that your time stamp is wrong. i left my comment at 2:27 AM, not 12:27 AM. Also, it is now 2:59am and I'm just not going to go to bed because I just have to get up in less than 3 hours so it just seems pointless, you know? It also feels like 3pm in the afternoon - I also just made a pot of coffee.
and hello kitty? seriously matt?
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